Monday, June 4, 2012

Another Monday...

well its Monday once again...blah! This weekend flew by faster than any others...probably because there is a good possibility that b will be working 7 days a wk for the next few weeks so we had to get our time in together...Fingers crossed that they work their work around to not make everyone come in every weekend...our luck they probably wont!

so i think i'll write a post of randoms, which as you can tell I love to do...mainly my life is so non eventful and boring that I don't have much to say in postings so i'll pile them together!

I was eating an ice pop and now the roof of my mouth hurts and is raw...idk why it always does that...

went fishing this weekend with b...if i threw out a line i would get a nibble...if he threw out one he only got a bite if i was standing next to him...im his good luck charm!

had a concert this weekend, bart crow band, was front row and got his signature afterwards....now i just need josh abbott and randy rogers and my collection will be complete!

had a weird dream that i was doing something hat would make b mad and i dreamed that he could see my dreams as well and i thought he would be mad that i dreamed about it....im messed up!

wore my hair down for the first time in a long time...didnt realize how long its getting...heck ya! but every time b puts his arm around my neck i get caught...

my sunburn from memorial day is peeling..yuck!

b was right about something this weekend..and i made the mistake of telling him he was right...rookie mistake!

i made some bomb ass biscuits and gravy Sunday night for dinner!

i plan on starting a puzzle this week since b is on evenings...nerd i know

me and des have decided to start p90x today...should last all of about 3 days knowing us!

summer school started friday...this should be my last summer class evvvveeeerrrr!!! cant wait to have my MBA!

well im out of randoms...have a great day yall!! laters loves! xoxo whit

Friday, June 1, 2012

Run and hide your crazy, & start actin like a lady!

Ok so one of my favorite songs at the moment is called " Mama's broken heart". Here is a clip of it:

  Go and fix your make up, girl it’s just a break up
Run and hide your crazy and start actin’ like a lady
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
Even when you fall apart
But this ain’t my mama’s broken heart
Can’t get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make
My mama came from a softer generation
Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face


Love the song and love the meaning behind it! More or less it says either act with class or be a crazy bitch. Now as we all know every woman can get straight up crazy! No denying...own it! But my bigger issue is that we don't have enough women wanting to be ladies... Let me clarify...when I say lady I don't mean "Go to the kitchen and cook me dinner!" kinda women...its not the 1950s...but what I mean is lets have a little pride in the fact that we are indeed ladies!

Coming from a small town, everyone knows everything and if they don't I can bet ya they will find out in 20 mins or less. We know good news travels fast, but bad news travels like a wild fire in the middle of July! Human nature is to want to know everyones business and then to have an opinion on it..Im extremely guilty of this...my theory is im smart than you and will tell you how to feel and what to do (that's how it works right?!?) well with this fast spreading drama everybody goes off of what so and so said instead of the source...and even the sources can be tainted bc there are always 2 sides to every story dears! If you didn't see it, hear it or touch it yourself then only believe about half of it! and then always judge what source your hearing it from! 

but anyways...women have stopped being ladies! We run our mouths, get in fist fights, wear skanky clothes, pierce our bodies, get tattoos,cuss, sleep with any guy that we think we love (or not love for that matter) and we don't care... and let me be the first to say I have done it all!!  I'm not above anyone here! but at the end of the day i personally don't think its right...

Now I'm going to go to a man's view for this part...my bf, b, has told me all about what most guys want in a girl...and no its not the same for every guy and relationship but I have heard this over and over many times so maybe it will help you out...idk maybe you think im an idiot by now...probably so!

1. Appearance is everything! How you feel about yourself shows by your expression of clothes, jewelry, hair, makeup etc... if you're wearing shorts that look like they are meant for a 12 yr old and your tits hanging out, then don't be upset that ppl stare...you are letting it all hangout for attention so you're getting it honey! If you look like you just got out of a 3 day binge with your hair everywhere and no makeup....then basically your saying idk what i look like and I will probably embarrass you at some point bc I won't look the part at important events. Feel comfortable with what you wear...own it and the world is yours!

2. Men want a lady in public and a slut in the sheets..not the other way around! Girls have this sad image in their minds that if they look a certain way and act a certain way that men will find you sexy...well ladies they do only when they are 3 sheets to the wind and you look easy...Guys truly dont wanna hear about all your nasty adventures in bed...ever heard of the saying "Don't kiss and tell"? Save it for girls night when your comparing dirty deeds...men wanna think that they are the great conquer that taught you everything so let him think that...and plus put yourself in his shoes...do you really wanna know all about what he did to his ex gf?!? if you answered hell no then guess what he dont either! Men dont express emotions very well but don't mean they don't have them!

3. Fighting... its never pretty...A lady fights with her words and mind...never her fists... I find this completely degrading if you will when women talk about fighting...now don't get me wrong sometimes the occasion calls for it but 9 times outta 10, it dont...besides what does it prove??! at the end you're both sore and now hate each other even more...no one wins...my bf has had his past of fighting and isn't afraid to stand up to someone about it and I have asked him before if that's a downfall of mine because I don't like conflict...he said no he prefers it...guys want someone that they can take care of and to know they are needed, not some mouthy, drama starting bar fly if you will....now im not saying to be a door mat and take constant bullying but if someone is staring at your man, take it as a compliment and move on...you starting drama only proves you care...

4. Tattoos and piercings...i have em and i love em...had my nose pierced for awhile...b told me he hated em but i did it anyways...thought i looked badass...let me tell nothing is badass about having a red, infected nose all the time...piercings in moderation are awesome but certain ones i find to be extreme...if you like them then more power to ya but a lot of ppl get them for a certain image...and you gotta think what that image is... if you have your nipples pierced and your man didnt ask for them then that screams slut! im sorry but thats my opinion... if you get stuff like that on your own and start showing them off to every new dude you met...guess what he knows he ain't the first and he won't be the last! Keep it tasteful! We wear clothes to hide those body parts...dont do something to them that makes you seem like you show it off all the time!

In conclusion, ladies lets class it up as a whole! Leave some to the imagination, I guarantee you will get more flies with honey than vinegar and you will get more guys being sweet than being a nasty ho!

Like I said before, to each their own! If you don't agree with what I said then I respect that! just my random thought of the day :)  laters loves! xoxo whit

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Random Facts about me!!

Ok so I assume many ppl that stop by probably don't personally know my so I thought I would share some random ass facts...enjoy yall :)

1. Not a big fan of my name...I love elegant, older names like Jane, Scarlett, etc...
2. My granny was my hero...she died 1/6/2011 and i think of her each and every day
3. I wear my emotions on my face...I'm not good at hiding how I feel
4. I pretty honest about EVERYTHING...but not in the "I'm a bitch and I dont care" ways...if you wanna know what I think or feel i'll tell ya...i'm generally a nice person (unless at a concert, then i get cranky)
5. To explain further, the only time I have gotten into fights has been at concerts (no not real fist fights) but an elbow or two...I'm a lady and I don't believe women should get into fist fights. Never been in one and don't plan on it...I find them slightly skanky..
6. Mountain dew is my favorite pop...ever
7. My hidden talent is finding 4 leaf clovers..i have found 7 in one day...b gets quite upset about it(jealous)
8. I love to dance..I go dancing quite a bit...I am quite good at it :)
9. I have a soft heart...I could cry right now just thinking about an animal getting hurt...grew up on a farm so putting animals on the trailer to go to the slaughter breaks my heart!! Ppl don't realize they can be pets too...im getting teary eyed just thinkin about it!!
10. The mummy, Titanic, and Dirty Dancing are my all time favorite movies...i know every line! pathetic yes!
11. 11 is my lucky number :)
12. I'm very real about my body...I know I'm pasty white, flat chested, I have creepy skeleton hand, big nose, huge feet, but i also know I have beautiful eyes, perfect teeth (no braces!), super long legs, porcelain skin, great body....i know these things and i love them all!!!
13. I have met Gary Allan and talked to him some...no comment about the rest...
14. I am EXTREMELY trusting! I assume ppl have the best intentions and it has gotten me burned quite often...
15. my favorite person to stalk would be myself...i am vain...but look at me...who wouldn't be ;)
16. Scary movies are my favorite type of movie! I love a good twist! Screw rom-coms!
17. I've had the same phone number ever since I got my phone
18. I drink milk when I'm sick
19. I had knee surgery when I was in 5th grade...i tripped over a dog....can't make that shit up
20. I don't hold onto grudges...no point in them...i just wanna get along with everyone...i may not like ya but no need for the pointless drama
21. Compulsive liars have no room in my life...dont deal with em if i can help it...unless i can get them telling me a wild story...i love playing into them acting like im interested just to hear the BS come outta their mouths...cool story bro
22. BORED YET?!
23. I miss Myspace...it was so awesome!!
24. Favorite song of all time is "I've had the time of my life" from Dirty Dancing
25. Me and b are learning the dance this summer! working on the lift right now!
26. My dream is to move to California and live out there while I'm young...you only live once :)
27. I hate kids...like i might find one slightly cute but the thought of having my own grosses me out! im too selfish with my time to think about having to give it up to wait hand and foot on one...no thanks...but once im older i want kids...im too pretty not to pass it on :) (see told ya i was vain!)
28. I'm up for anything...I hardly say no to anything
29. At 21 I graduated college at the top of my class, at 22 i paid off my car and bought my first home, at 23 I returned to school for my MBA...very proud of my life!!
&&& finally...
30. I love each and every one of ya that read all this! you rock!!!

Craptasitic day!!

Let the bitch fest begin!! First of all I have to fair warn all I am PMSing so everything is just that much more horrible!! Anddd I'm slightly dramatic so what i make a big deal of right now is probably nothing but petty problems but thats me!

so first of all lets just clear the air that i HATE mornings and i have not wanted to wake up in the mornings at all!! I come to work and my bf, Brandon (i refer to him as B to be faster and to the point!) has had some fraud activity to his credit and so i am trying to help him sort thru it and get it straightened out...has anyone had to deal with these ppl?! pain in the asses!!! its like pulling teeth to get a straight answer and you gotta hunt them down to get any sorta answers....very overwhelming!! so thats been my morning fun...

today at lunch b calls and tells me that he might have to work 7 days a wk for his job all thru june...normally i would be thrilled because who doesnt need the extra money and break from their man :D BUT we have a vacation planned with my parents in the middle of june!!!! im soo upset that i wanna cry like a baby! in april we had  a concert that i had tickets for since like Jan and its a band we both love...we worked days all month except that week!! i had to miss the concert...so this is like deja vu....nothing is set in stone but i have a feeling it wont fall in my favor...we have already boguht tickets to somethings that are nonrefundable! my luck!!!! plus last night after dinner his starter goes out so him, my dad, uncle and aunt get it started and we have to take it to the shop...when it rains, it pours!

then on top of all of that like i said im pmsing and i could strangle the crap outta any poor soul! i just wanna sit in a bubble bath while b waits on me hand and foot then gives me a foot massage!

plus let me get on this rant! ok if you see someone on the phone what do you do??!?! if you said "I stand around staring at them until they interupt what they are doing to help answer my stupid question" then you my friend are an asshole!! it is one of the rudest things anyone can do?!  with my job i know a lot of personal info about my employees so i cant just sit here being chatty kathy with someone with your rude ass staring!! ugh...if public bitch slapping was acceptable....

well enough with that fun....hope yalls day is a heck of a lot better than mine!! laters loves! xoxo whit

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Where have you been?!

Hey yall! So totally my bad because I haven't been on here in a loooong time (does anyone really care or notice??) but ever since I got Facebook back my time has been occupied with it i reckon lol!

so let me catch you up to speed...next week is rocklahoma...me and my bf have been obsessing about this since about jan...it would be funnier if it wasn't true... he has been going to the gym non stop and we were tanning daily...of course  being the albino that I am my slight change in color wasn't worth the time and effort I put into it..so I have stopped...and tight wad brandon didn't want to pay for his anymore so he has stopped as well...but of course with his beautiful skin he can be tan after 20 mins in the sun...

I  have been taking pics with friends and a local photographer for fun and to help promo Let's Makeup..I'll post some pics :)

Summer is upon us quickly so I can't wait to spend my time layin by the lake being lazy :)

i promise to try and not be lazy about updating!!! later loves! xoxo whit

Monday, April 2, 2012

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!!

BIG NEWS!!

I have started my own makeup artist company called "LET'S MAKEUP!" I am very thrilled about this venture..Makeup truly is my passion and something that I am good at...So it makes sense that I will be pursuing something further than just collecting! So if you have any events coming up please contact me @

lets_makeup@aol.com


Another announcement! I have reactivated my facebook! WHOA..big deal haha but I will post a link if you would love to add me and be my friend! :) I would love you too! I try to be humorous and what not so check it out! I still have my Twitter so please don't forget to follow me as well as watch me on Youtube...wntaylor11

oxoxo whit

Story Time: Death Trap Heels

When I was 19 I started working at a bank. As yall might know banks require employees to wear business casual things so I bought a bunch of new clothes and with that I bought these heels. I got them from Catos and was excited because I have a huge foot (size 11!) and they actually made my foot look smaller! If you lucky people with perfect size 7 shoes think that sounds crazy well maybe so but us clown feet people love it! So anyways they are brown, very comfy, and have sort of a striped wood look on the heel. Well I love to wear them during the summer time...so i believe it was summer of 2009 and I wore them to work on a slightly busy day. And let me explain...the bank I worked at was quite busy on Thursday and Fridays and heels aren't always the best idea...in the area that the tellers worked had commerical carpet and the area that we went to so we could run our checks had slick tile floor(you can see where this is headed) with a half door that separated the two. So around 4 we got a break and I hurried off to run my checks....i always took my phone so I could text while I ran them...

I started heading that way and when I stepped onto the tiles my right heel gave way and I skidded forward with my right foot, my left crossed underneath it leaving a foot and a half skid marks on the floor (and probably my pants!) I also had my phone in my right hand so I did this really cool softball pitch with it in the midst of it all so it slammed up against the door to alert everyone that someone just made an ass of themselves. I'm at least 7 different shades of red from embarrassment but I luckily never screamed due to the quickest and terror wrapped into one.

It's one of those moments that you quickly wanna get up and run and hide and pray to God that no one noticed and you don't have to die of embarrassment. I'm also the type that tries to laugh stuff off when it happens and then cry like a little bitch while no one is around...But oh no...my boss came running and was so sympathetic and asking if I am ok...Destiny (my best friend) comes running to see if I'm ok then notices what happens and starts busting up laughing..Another woman that I didn't really like came running thru the door that my phone slammed against and announced to all the other employees that "IT'S WHITNEY! SHE FELL!" Thanks ass...so I finally get myself back together and walk to the chair and pinch a penny everywhere I walked from them on out.

Needless to say the last 2 times I have worn them, the heel has gave way and I nearly had to relive it again! Maybe its time to give them away!

xoxo whit